If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
Yes but then the joy of probably getting a free dessert is indescribable.
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
omg she’s doing the coin noises too
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
Kumail Nanjiani (x)
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB
I use movies and television to distract myself from reality. I fear haircuts, crickets, and I am petrified of clowns.