Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.
The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.
"A zoo in China says it has a depressed panda so it just installed a TV in its cage to cheer it up. So that means right now, a depressed panda could be watching our show. And we thought we’d tell some jokes specifically for Seesha the Panda, and see if we can’t make her feel any better. Here we go.”
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
parents: “u should be more active”
hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
when u hurt ur boob
that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps
I use movies and television to distract myself from reality. I fear haircuts, crickets, and I am petrified of clowns.